Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What do you call a mexican protein?

Amigo Acid

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.