Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .