Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.