Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates? ...A Cramberry!

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies