Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool