Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

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Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.