Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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Konichihuahua

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible