Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Where do military chaplains buy their regalia?

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.