Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a