Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Someone who is fed up with people.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.