Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: