Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to the other side.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
steer clear
Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
To get to the other tide.
Star Warts !
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
Apetheism
Strawberry filled forever.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
