Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....