Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.