Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.