Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem