Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.