Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!