What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.