Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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Patty O'Furniture

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Stay out of parms way.