Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"