What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.