Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.