Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?

His professor said he should study hard.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut