Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.