Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.