Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.