Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.