Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Who is a presents favorite quarterback?

Tim TeBOW

Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.