Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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There's no place like cd "

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.