Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.