What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.