Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's