Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.