Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.