Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house