Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly