Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.