What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!