Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie