Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.