Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.