Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.