Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.