Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.