Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog