Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.