Bad Lover Jokes

  • Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

    When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

  • Why do robots make bad lovers?

    Nuts & bolts!

  • Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

    Because they won't hold a public erection.

  • Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

    They're shellfish in bed.

  • Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

    A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.