Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!