Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !